Eight armed and dangerous

Brooklyn-Nine Nine Post: *Exists*
Y'all mother fuckers who can’t think for yourselves and are influenced by every single piece of media you see: That show is cop propaganda. Copaganda, if you will. I am very smart and very woke.

fhtagn-and-tentacles: OCTOMAIDEN by Manda Schank

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:57:06 -0400

fhtagn-and-tentacles:

OCTOMAIDEN
by Manda Schank

gwendolynshepherds: quasi-normalcy: impuretale: xelamanrique31...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:29:24 -0400

gwendolynshepherds:

quasi-normalcy:

impuretale:

xelamanrique318:

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it.

Noted

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr #which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)

mad-duck: watercolor-gryphon: tyrannosaurus-rex: the-itchy-bitchy-spider: rollinbylimpbizkit: ha...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 08:56:15 -0400

mad-duck:

watercolor-gryphon:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

the-itchy-bitchy-spider:

rollinbylimpbizkit:

hamtastrophe:

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now (allegedly) belongs to.

then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because ~~all of russia is slutshaming the queen~~ he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but ~~he is magically unaffected by poison~~ they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.

additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.

Rasputin was an old god from times before humans

He is like a cleric gone wild

classichorrorblog: The MistDirected by Frank Darabont (2007)

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:21:56 -0400

classichorrorblog:

The Mist
Directed by Frank Darabont (2007)

lunaticobscurity: little-niggah-sugar:this is probably the best...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:16:30 -0400

lunaticobscurity:

little-niggah-sugar:
this is probably the best thing i have ever made

@churippu

melonmemes: Who else could it be?

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:53:36 -0400

melonmemes:

Who else could it be?

Photo

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:33:28 -0400

melonmemes: Identity theft at its finest

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:33:14 -0400

melonmemes:

Identity theft at its finest

sakaboi: iamnotswarley: futurebartallen: celticpyro: markedbyx: eevielearnsfrench: Can someone...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:17:45 -0400

sakaboi:

iamnotswarley:

futurebartallen:

celticpyro:

markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

@shymagnolia

stream: Iron Man 2 (2010) | Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:32:59 -0400

stream:

Iron Man 2 (2010) | Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

reyloismyobsession: d-exclamation: brigwife: brigwife: I don’t know what it is about Star Wars...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 20:28:34 -0400

reyloismyobsession:

d-exclamation:

brigwife:

brigwife:

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

And my new favorite:

;ajkfhgagdjf;ad i’m WHEEZING

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: errantindy: charlotte-just-charlotte: gallusrostromegalus: wigglyflip...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 15:34:06 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

errantindy:

charlotte-just-charlotte:

gallusrostromegalus:

wigglyflippingout:

honestly i would never have the balls to pick up a Death Note to destroy my enemies

….

i would, however, snatch up a Yeast Infection Note or a UTI Note up real quick-like

I asked my mother what superpowers she’d want if she could have one and she said: “I want to karmicly inconvenience people.”

Someone howling hate speech? Oh No! Sudden and inexplicable chronic laryngitis!

Driving like an asshole? Uh-oh, Car trouble!

Keep saying nasty shit to people online? No router in your proximity will ever work.

After a moment she added “or convenience them, that’s important too. Like people who return lost dogs or volunteer time. They need extra cash and to never have hayfever again, something like that.”

Your mom is a saint and I love her

I love this superpower. You become more powerful based on their kharma. You could say, buff the hell out of Captain America. And conversely, you could obliterate the Joker nigh instantaneously.

Karma Note

The lighter softer and nicer AU we need <3

Her superhero name could be Karma Chameleon

one-for-all-plus-ultra: animesavior: Honoring His Legacy

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:11:10 -0400

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

animesavior:

Honoring His Legacy

just-shower-thoughts: It’s kinda suck that there’s no flying animal big enough for us to ride.

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 09:20:26 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s kinda suck that there’s no flying animal big enough for us to ride.

Eight armed and dangerous

Photo

bloodytales: (Link to article)

carrot-gallery: What We Do In The Shadows 2 (2019) dir. Taika...

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chrliekclly:wen ur n a serial killers apt nd th bitch comes home

cosmicgoblin: Brooklyn-Nine Nine Post: *Exists*Y'all mother fuckers who can’t think for yourselves...

fhtagn-and-tentacles: OCTOMAIDEN by Manda Schank

OCTOMAIDEN

gwendolynshepherds: quasi-normalcy: impuretale: xelamanrique31...

mad-duck: watercolor-gryphon: tyrannosaurus-rex: the-itchy-bitchy-spider: rollinbylimpbizkit: ha...

classichorrorblog: The MistDirected by Frank Darabont (2007)

lunaticobscurity: little-niggah-sugar:this is probably the best...

melonmemes: Who else could it be?

Photo

melonmemes: Identity theft at its finest

sakaboi: iamnotswarley: futurebartallen: celticpyro: markedbyx: eevielearnsfrench: Can someone...

stream: Iron Man 2 (2010) | Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

reyloismyobsession: d-exclamation: brigwife: brigwife: I don’t know what it is about Star Wars...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: errantindy: charlotte-just-charlotte: gallusrostromegalus: wigglyflip...

one-for-all-plus-ultra: animesavior: Honoring His Legacy

just-shower-thoughts: It’s kinda suck that there’s no flying animal big enough for us to ride.

cosmicgoblin: Brooklyn-Nine Nine Post: ExistsY'all mother fuckers who can’t think for yourselves...